An unidentified source close to the Royal family has announced that Barbara Bush will be holding secret meeting this week with Rear Admiral Munz of the Conch Republic. Rumors again fly that Barbara will be seeking political asylum in the Conch Republic. An unnamed source close to the situation believes that Mrs. Bush will formally request asylum and then citizenship in January of 2009, Barbara believes if she makes her move before George is out of office, he would send federal authorities and troops to invade the tiny Republic similar to the actions taken against the Conch in 1982.