Every July the coastal areas of Florida are flooded with lobster hunters trying to get their share of this year's bounty when the offical mini lobster season kicks off. There are two Florida Lobster Seasons, the 2 day mini season and the 8 month regular lobster season. The mini lobster season is always the last [...]
Tempers ran high as Conch are told that Crocodiles have more rights than our children. In a ridiculous show of force, the foreign military tribunal, controlling this small nation has declared that citizens should fence in their properties in an attempt to save their children and pets from crocodile attacks. This subject came up after [...]
As financial and political conditions continue to decline in neighboring countries the Royal Family of the Conch Republic is requesting assistance from all Conchs by registering their water vehicles for use by Homeland Security in the event of further unrest with our neighbors to the north (United States), east (Cuba) and west (Mexico). The Republic [...]
CARNIVALE FOR CARNIVORES Take a trip to Brazil without leaving the Florida Keys by dining at Braza Lena, an authentic Churrascaria! With 16 premium cuts of meat, a salad bar extravaganza and a new bar menu, this is the place for those that need to get a solid base for this fantastic fest. Open [...]
Invasion of the Blue Crab May, normally a time for keys crabbers to rest showed an unprecedented swarm of blue crab over Memorial Day weekend. The blue crab normally not seen until winter waters, filled the night time waters of the Conch Republic. With nets in hand Old Conch’s headed for the passes [...]